Besides Fox's World, since 2007 I have also maintained a blog called Stormhorn.com dedicated to storm chasing and jazz saxophone. Ironically, two of that blog's perennially favorite posts have nothing at all to do with either storms or jazz. Both are quirky, off-topic, humorous pieces. One is titled The Giraffe Test: You Only Fail If You Pass It, and the other, The Smart Shopper's Guide to Swan Meat. Because readers enjoy them, and because I'm too lazy to write anything original right now, I'm using this post to direct you to those posts. I hope you have as much fun reading them as I did writing them.