Category Archives: Funny and Weird Stuff

Looking for My Keys

Posted on April 23, 2021 by Foxworld

I am washing my hands. It is my very first act upon arriving home, and I am performing it with uncommon vigor. Nothing remarkable about that, you’re thinking. Everybody is washing their hands like crazy these days. True, but not … Continue reading →

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Talking to My Stuff

Posted on April 5, 2021 by Foxworld

I’m a single guy, and while my apartment is comfortable, spacious, and clean, and I like it a lot, there’s not much conversation that floats around here. So I talk to my cat. “Hi, Ruthie,” I say. She stares at … Continue reading →

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It’s Like a Parable, Kind Of

Posted on August 22, 2020 by Foxworld

Inside the mind of my cat, Ruthie: Lo, here am I, hungry after two hours of fruitless predation. For in response to my usual insistent whining and carryings on, my human didst fasten ye BirdsBeSafe collar around my neck, then … Continue reading →

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