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Before You Eat That Newt . . .

Having just read up on newts, I feel it’s my civic responsibility to post the following PSA: *****NEWT ALERT!!!***** UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES EAT A NEWT. Don’t do it. Put the newt down. I know you were thinking, “Hey, a newt! … Continue reading

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Reflections on . . . Oh, Never Mind. Just Read It and You’ll See.

It’s here at last: election day 2016. I voted, as I’m sure you did too, and so, as we sit here awaiting the results this election eve, naturally my thoughts turn to vomit. . By this I don’t mean they … Continue reading

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Message to My Downstairs Neighbor

After many years of living in a three-story apartment, I have come to recognize the considerable advantages of residing on the topmost floor versus a lower floor. Yesterday I taped the following message to the door of my downstairs neighbor … Continue reading

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