Category Archives: Funny and Weird Stuff

She Says “Me,” I Say “OW!”

March 29, 2020–Tonight Ruthie, caught up in a zooming frenzy, leaped across me as I was lying on my bed reading, miscalculated, and tumbled over the side. Her initial look of shock changed to consternation as she attempted frantically to … Continue reading

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Chat with a Cat

“What do you say we watch a movie?” I say to Ruthie. She lies curled at the foot of the bed and stares at me. “Yes,” I continue. “Let’s watch Blacklist. But first . . . let’s open a window. … Continue reading

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Sanctuary Seats: What the Pastor Won’t Tell You

I was vacuuming the sanctuary at First Presbyterian Church yesterday afternoon, including the cloth seats of the chairs, when suddenly it hit me: every one of those chairs has had someone fart in it at least once. How could it … Continue reading

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