Category Archives: Funny and Weird Stuff

A Bottle of Kolsch

Two nights ago I bought a kolsch-style beer at Mega-Bev, figuring to drink it at home while watching a movie. Then I went to another store, and when I returned to the car and opened the door, the kolsch slipped … Continue reading

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Reflections on . . . Oh, Never Mind. Just Read It and You’ll See.

It’s here at last: election day 2016. I voted, as I’m sure you did too, and so, as we sit here awaiting the results this election eve, naturally my thoughts turn to vomit. . By this I don’t mean they … Continue reading

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To the Latest Round of Email Spammers: Some Helpful Feedback

Dear email spammers: In the interest of helping you sharpen your targeting to that lance-tipped precision I know you strive for, I offer you the following FREE valuable personal information: Your warning that my automobile warranty is about to expire … Continue reading

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