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Looking for My Keys

I am washing my hands. It is my very first act upon arriving home, and I am performing it with uncommon vigor. Nothing remarkable about that, you’re thinking. Everybody is washing their hands like crazy these days. True, but not … Continue reading

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Time of Landing Flies

This is the time of year when flies land on me. Well, not just me. Not to be insulting, but I’m sure they land on you too. That’s how it is with flies as the days grow shorter: they land … Continue reading

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Messing Up Ant Pheromones

Lying on the floor reading several days ago, I noticed a tiny ant traipsing along, proudly waving some kind of delectable twice its size overhead like a banner. Then I saw another…and another…and…good grief, they were everywhere, scurrying to and … Continue reading

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